Jan 10

SRV Wrote:yep I got USD $8,300,000.00 which equated to $14,312,332.04 NZD I gave the 4 cents to charity , spent $2332.00 on some weed ,bought a $310,000 Ferrari which I cant fit into which left me $14,000,000 but I got so stoned I forget where the fuck I put it

Jan 17

1coollonewolf Wrote:this incident happened 10 days before christmas.

i have a full beard of white and having said that, i was in safeway store 10 days before christmas getting some meds that the v.a. wanted me to have right away, while standing in line in came behind me 2 little kids age about 4-5 and their father.
i turned around and smilled at them and they in turn pointed at me and said SANTA CLAUSE........YOU'RE SANTA CLAUSE. their father got :embarrassed: but i played along and pointed my finger at them and asked *have you been good kids for christmas?* they replied * yes we have* i then said * good cause now i will be there christmas eve to your house.* they smiled and so did their father and he smiled at me and mouthed THANK YOU.
this is a pleasant memory for me.

now of course i am like 50 pounds over weight so that helped to be SANTA CLAUSE

January 24

MuffieMuffin Wrote:It was a quiet summer evening which found Loki home alone sipping iced tea and watching South Park reruns. Over the sounds of the TV Loki could hear his stomach growling. He knew he had to answer it. Burger King he decided, see what is happening at one of his fave haunts.

The night was warm and well lit by a bright moon. Loki ordered two cheeseburgers to go. It was dead at BK even in the back by the garbage dumpster. The hungry man decided to eat his burgers at home. Stomach rumbling he heads off.

"WHAT THE FUCK! Whp the fuck would leave a brand new copy of The Dark Knight and a deck of smokes on the street?" He bends to pick up the treasure trove when out of nowhere a heavy roped net falls on him bringing him to the ground in a tangled mess. Loki strugg;es. He rips his shirt above his heaving busom.

Suddenly a large pair of biker boots appear by his head. A terrified Loki lets his eyes travel up to see black leather pants, a large naked sweaty stomach, finally to land on a gimp mask. He has vivid memories of Pulp Fiction. His round buttocks clench in fear.

"SRV? Is that you?" He gasps. He struggles to free himself and manages to free one arm. The arm clutching the burgers! Loki tosses rhe burgers as far into the night as he can. SRV stops and sniffs the air, lumbering after the greasy meat. Loki hears a cat screech, a garbage can overturned and the sounds of ripping paper. He struggles as hard as he can and escapes the deadly net.

Loki flees down the road, his raven locks flying trying to demurely hold his tattered shirt together. He does not stop running till he is safely in the building. His pouty lips whisper what he should have said in the first place...."Two Big Macs please"

Jan 30

Tania Wrote:There's a village somewhere missing an idiot, someone let them know it's ok, he's alive and well and posting at niteshare.

Feb 7

ag Wrote:Your valued suggestion will be given all due consideration.

Feb 14

RippleCheeks Wrote:I'll answer this the way my niece answered it one time when she was really little.


Boys have a penis
Girls have a vagina.


My stupid ex asked her: " kaitlyn what do I have?"

"A wiener."


Out of the mouths of babes

&

MuffieMuffin Wrote:omg i think i hatched!

Feb 21
Politics - Journalists Code of Ethics

CaroL Wrote:Thank God I don't have to be you and look at the mirror and pretend to be perfect. You're so full of shit it's pathetic. You are an egotistical prick who implies that you have never in your life changed your mind about something ... that you have apologized because you changed your mind about somthing and disappointed someone...? MY ASS! At least I have a heart of forgiveness and I have enough compassion to at least respond to someone who apologized to me for disappointing me.

To bad for your pompous attitude because people could actually learn things from you if you answered our questions. You choose not to when other priorities are convenient... so I'll just close with this.

GO FUCK YOURSELF, PILGRIM!

Feb 28

Comptessa Wrote:I laughed so hard at this that I broke a fucking rib!

March 7

1coollonewolf Wrote:in some cases one must be grown up to handle the situation, but i have found that in alot of cases it also pays not to be all grown up......i enjoy doing childish things with my son (who by the way just turned 25) or to have an adult chat with him or with others depending on the subject matter.
mostly and foremost all of us adults have a child trapped inside of us struggling to get out........and sometimes they do.

March 14

kindnessfirst Wrote:As humans, we are all biased, yes? We learn from a young age what matters, yes? That said, in evolutionary terms, bias is a good thing. As creatures, we learn to discern differences that call out ... WARNING, WILL ROBINSON! Bias can be a good thing.

That said, I rather enjoy folks that challenge my own personal beliefs. Nearly ALL fail to to persuade me to adopt a different viewpoint, but I genuinely enjoy the dialogue. I also RESPECT others that fail to be an enlightened as I am. I am so messin' with those that disagree. Don't get your panties or jock strap in a crunch, k?

Frankly, at the moment, I am actually SHOCKED that Carol said 'fuck'. Go you. Welcome to the new age, girlfriend!

March 21

Chaz Wrote:

thegoddessatplay Wrote:Have you ever lost something and never found it?

What was it?

Chances are pretty good I have but I'l be dammed if I can "remember" what it could've been!< LOL

Chaz

March 28

1coollonewolf Wrote:if with her i like to let them linger but if alone with my h--d i like to wash it off as it is not too whoopie to be handling other stuff with *dirty* h--ds

April 4

CaroL Wrote:Well, Loki... S-man.. if you had little worms crawling in your shit we'd have something more interesting to discuss.

April 11

kindnessfirst Wrote:I'm not a political science expert, but doesn't it seem as if what is going down is leading us in a path away from the tenets of our Constitution?

April 18

kindnessfirst Wrote:... I missed Friday and the turd pile. *weeps silently*

April 25

RippleCheeks Wrote:An example of my not wanting to feel...

There are details of this accident I do NOT want to know. I've learned that when someone shares a piece of the trauma with me that I wasn't aware of it sends me in an emotional tailspin that I do NOT like. I find it worse than any sort of emotional pain I've experienced. It's for that reason I would rather not know the details. I don't want to feel this emotion and I fail to see why I need to. My goal is to move forward and for anyone to say I can't do that without feeling this is out of line....at least for me. I suspect I"ll be curious in time and want to know things in small doses. Perhaps that's the key here. I want to be able to control the level of emotion I'm inundated with and someone surprising me with things I don't have control over makes that harder.

Sometimes I believe the best way is to not rock the boat. I knew I would feel this stuff intensely and my fear was that intensity forming a major depression that would rob me of the drive I've had to want to get better. I chose not to feel in an effort to NOT get dragged down.

We're all different. Some prefer to feel. Others pick and choose

May 2

CaroL Wrote:water? WATER! W A T E R ? from where.... the sink you just washed off your man juices in? Maybe bottled ? Good brand ? Cold? Room temp? Got ice?

Is that the choice? To drink? What if I want some water to clean up my girl juices?

sheeshes.... keep crystal lite or something to flavor it with in your nightstand?

*walks out pouting and mumbling and making snail trails with my girl juices*

I'm gonna find a lover with more taste!

May 9

Chaz Wrote:

1cool Wrote:hey ripps i bet you did it and if i am correct then i wish to convey to you THANK YOU..................

Did what? < :tff: I hope "it" put a smile on her face whatever it was. I know there's a smile on my face just thinking about what it could've been! I don't read too many other posts.

I just had to "keep it in the family" by posting in your Thread 1cool. <

I have the "WHOLE DAY off"< from updating my Redneck Thread so I went "surfing" and look-i what I found...

I bet she did do it too, whatever it was!
Chaz

See, I just knew Ripps would do "it," whatever it was!

May 16

kindnessfirst Wrote:Look at you, racking up all these points. Who are you fucking?







j/k ... Congrats, hon!

May 23

Tigerguy001 Wrote:LOL this would be funnier if I couldnt picture this really happening

May 30

kindnessfirst Wrote:Have you considered the importance of embracing a cause and 'running with it'? Have you ever wondered what you could accomplish if you just had the 'urge' to do it?

If you can answer either of these questions with a YES, please consider the option to:

June 7

sapper36 Wrote:Do you think a potential employer has any right to know your credit history? lol what a conumdrum. NO.

People work to pay bills to feed, cloth and support family and themselves so seek gainful employment, hopefully with a finiancially sound company and the necessary good management support from employer to do tasks given.

Bills increase through hidden charges, hidden taxes, inflationary prices in shops and behind it all are the faceless mandarins who gamble peoples futures on get rich quick schemes and seek sound financial companies to underpin and hide bad debt that then undermine peoples employment. Maybe as of now, future employee's should demand to see a companies books and seek assurances from those with share holders as to their financial history before committing their familes welfare in these present times. I can dream....

(continued on a new post due to limit on image postings in an individual post)

June 14

1. Health & Relationships / Men's Lockeroom / Measurements

sapper36 Wrote:

CaroL Wrote:some way maybe, but not significant


NOT the way Godddess wants .... she wants to know about NOW :TFF:

Hmmm i'll wait for T.Gap to correct any ambiguities to her questions.

2. Politics, Religion and Current Events / Doctor who performed abortions shot to death

sapper36 Wrote:Women know mens weakness and many wars have ensued since then but that surely is another thread. At a lighter level you have you never show me any attention, then then the :inq: and men seek respite and the nagging can increase.

June 21

NS Polls > Dear God

sapper36 Wrote:Even a sigh as long as its from the heart travels home.

June 27

kindnessfirst Wrote:slacks, blouse, and sneakers ... that will change in the next 25 minutes. I will be naked in a spa by then! Then, I will dry off and sleep naked all night.

July 4

LoKi Wrote:If it was a free app, I would so download it. wtf do I wanna pay for porn for...even 2 bucks. I can still get it free all over lol

July 11

LoKi Wrote:yes...srv....white kitty....vanilla sweet...

I even miss you more than egor, ray.

I feel like such a fag.

Post so I can stop being gay.

&

LoKi Wrote:

July 18

1coollonewolf Wrote:hey chaz if got to would one end up and the other i, for one, if the 2 was let's say carol and kindness then i would have to step in and both of them and i would get a or a which do you think i would recieve? +

July 25

RippleCheeks Wrote:Well CaroL, married or not, at least we're certain you prefer dick

"Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." ~Eskimo Proverb~

~R.I.P. Cassidy Emma.~
November 5, 2007 - January 4, 2010

*new reply -- copied information over on the tally list. Image limit warning message again*

August 1

CaroL Wrote:Kindness, I hope your strength is building each day from your bout of pneumonia and other things. Hope things are settling down for you.

4walls, I'm still thinking about you and the adjustments you make to your life since losing your mother. It's strange but it gets easier. My dad is with me and I feel him big time at times. I'm sure you do too. Sarah is so young but at least the other kids got to share her life with her. I also hope TJ can make it home more often.

Destiney, I appreicate the updates you give me and please know I'm still praying for your family too. It's a hard road to recovery but I know you're a great support to your husband while traveling down this road.

Ripps... you're still kicking and great at keeping us all updated in your blog. I've shared your storie and some of your pictures with a lot of people. If just one will not use the phone when driving.....

Goddess, hope your health issues have settled down and your stress level continues to be dwiddling. I know you're awfully busy and it's always great to see you pop in.

Muffie... wish you'd come back. I keep hoping.

August 8

LoKi Wrote:You should probably be funny before trying that.

August 15

RippleCheeks Wrote:re: my boy...*nudges self* Chip off the ol block lol

August 22

DylanThomas Wrote:Wow...lot of memories just reading this thread..

The ksses/mcg fiasco comes to mind first for me for some reason..

Deidra's angelic presence in my life will always make me smile and be grateful of NS...

The support and kind words my writing garnered was the only motivation for me to try to get any of it published..so I'm thankful for that..

The Mari/Montana drama..

Meeting goggs..I feel as silly calling Rach that as I do calling Deidra "ag"...

Loki's hilarity...

The fact that my entire life was set on a different course due to NS..

August 29

4 walls Wrote:and Elizabeth.... so, we've had sex twice...

Now it is time for us to do it a little more often, and see what we've been missing as Sarah is now 14 months old.. and I don't wanna wait another 7 years as we did between Elizabeth and Sarah...
(and that isn't having kids...)

Twice in our relationship just isn't enough...

Sept 5

4 walls Wrote:

4 walls Wrote:Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

WHY IS IT.......IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR......BUT IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, AND FREE HEALTH CARE? WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS??????

Sept 12

4 walls Wrote:BAIL'EM OUT!!! ????

Well hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry and possibly our health plans to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey?!"

"What are we thinking"

September 19

LoKi Wrote:Go out to the kitchen....get a spoon and then eat my ass. Bitch

LoKi Wrote:

RippleCheeks Wrote:Go shower first....

PLEASE

You sure? I know I read somewhere in here that you just LOVE swamp ass.

September 26

kindnessfirst Wrote:....an aside ... I find it most interesting that so many laws were passed to limit folks' freedoms in order to reduce injuries from one risk or another, YET Maine saw fit to ... Double the weight of marijuana allowed before a civil violation occurs AND now allows brew pubs to sell 1/2 gallon jugs over the counter. They also now say it's okay to ship wine to Maine. HAHA ... they want to reduce risks, yet they up the risks by increasing the alcohol and drugs that are allowed.

I guess folks can figure out how to manage substances better than they can figure out how to manage a cell phone or driving near pedestrians and bicyclists.

October 3

Pilgrim Wrote:omg...
first, male.ny and i agree on something.
then, mutt and i agree on something.
then carol and i agree on something.
and then, TJ and i agree on most things.

i am beginning to think this forum is fucked. too much harmony and kumbyeyah's and ass-licking. next thing ya know, we'll have an influx of wishy-washy, Obama-loving, ex-AOLers into NS. let the orgy begin!

October 10 (default..no other nominations)

Pilgrim Wrote:gosh...didn't realize that you, Carol, knew Oprah well enough to know, with any certainty or accuracy, why she does whatever she does. you're amazing. no wonder so many believe whatever you post. it must be gospel.

October 17

sapper36 Wrote:Benefits...

In such an emergency i've been told, girls used wear a piece of material wrapped around their bits and pinned in the front and much more alluring than 'sheepdogs. A definition of a bra, they round them up point them in the right direction and keep them in their folds.

This mishap could start a new fashion fad Pil and take over the Southern States...

Another benefit of such a loss is this. This might be the time for T.gap to be a leader of fashion and her loss was in fact a blessing and highlights an aid against terrorism and global warning effects such as smog.






The gas mask bra came from research about the Chernobyl disaster. The idea proposed is that ladies would whip of their bra's and use one cup as a mask and pass the other to a passer by in case of breathing difficulties.

A Dr Elena Bodnar the designer stated, 'If people had had cheap, readily available gas masks in the first hours after the disaster, she said, they may have avoided breathing in Iodine-131, which causes radiation sickness she continued,'the benefits in aiding others to breathe through the collapse of the twin towers and the storms in Sydney are obvious'. She later added, 'You have to be prepared all the time, at any place, at any moment, and practically every woman wears a bra," she said, noting that a bra cup, no matter what size, is the perfect shape to fit over the human mouth and nose.'

So not all is lost in such a mishap and i hope this assists for uplifting answers are before us.

October 24

male.ny Wrote:Every case has to be viewed seperately. In the above I am a bit baffled. A flag alone to me is not political which is what the spirit of the rule is all about. If it had a picture of a president, sitting or not I would get it,,,,,,,the DNC or the RNC I would get that,,,,,,but alone?? It flys outside but not stuck inside?? That is retarded,,,,,that is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS at its worst ( the bad taste or whatever was sited ),,,,,,a pussy Cheif who has the balls to run into a burning building than bends over and grabs his ankles over this,,,,,,,very sad,,,,,,

November 7

male.ny Wrote:IF I knew what analogous meant I'd comment,,,,,,and I have to confess I am not in the league of anyone who uses Obtuse in a thread,,,,,twice.

*SLOWLY walks away from thread, head down mumbling FUCKING Buffalo school system......

November 14 (automatic win -- no poll posted)

4 walls Wrote:

Pilgrim Wrote:Niteshare analyst Mr. TJ Snodgrass has been suspended one week for a remark he made about analyst male.ny.

PLEASE LIFT THE BAN....lol

(the following 4 quotes were ties in the post of the week run for 11/21)

November 21


1.

ladykasey Wrote:When we were looking for a new home, we gladly welcomed ag's offer and settled here. AG went to great lengths to accomodate us and make us feel welcome. A few of us got out of hand and was removed from the room. Instead of us evaluting what we said to provoke the removal. we said screw this and created another room. Once agian AG has shown great "hospitality" to us mitfits, by offering us a party. All I have heard from the room are complaints. Not thank you AG, for your generous offer. Not thanks, but I can make it. just complaints about, location, time frame, etc. Ag has done nothing but accommidate us, and we have done nothing but complain. I love you all, but right now I am very dissapointed in some actions. We are all adults, and yet we act like children.
I myself, think the world of AG. and would love to be just like her when I grow up.

2.

LoKi Wrote:I say we simply move all of our garbage to New Jersey so it can be with the rest of the trash.

3.

LoKi Wrote:Oh shit. I better check my Lexus!

4.

LoKi Wrote:What...no synonyms for whiter teeth? Dagnabit...your other post was way better.

Abigail Wrote:Hello
mop,mane,fur,thatch,wool,beard,sideburns…whiskers, wig, stock, curls, ringlets, moustache, fuzz, tomentum, pilus, strants, fringe

November 28

1. Games/Name 4

kindnessfirst Wrote:(4 things that I am willing to post online )

1. As a young elementary student, I walked about a mile to school. I would walk past this old lady's house ... she had to have been at least 'ancient' but she had a very lovely garden. I would tear off flower stems to give to my teacher.

2. As a teen, I hated to wear my eyeglasses that allowed me to SEE! Without my glasses, all I can really see is color and vague images. My mom was to pick me up from work this one day. I knew our car was yellow. I also knew I did not want to be seen in public with my glasses on. So, I took off my glasses before I exited the building. I saw a yellow car right in front and hopped in. OMG! I looked to the driver and it was a man who wanted to know if I needed help! LOL I jumped out; I put my glasses on. My mom was easy to find; she was the yellow car two cars back with a female driver dabbing up her tears from laughing so hard!

3. As a teen, ... remember again, I hated to wear my eyeglasses! I was on my very first date EVAAAAR. I did not wear my glasses. We parked across the street from a teen dance club. The street was actually a 4 lane highway that we had to dash across to get to the "Wild Goose" dance club. As mentioned above, I can see colors and vague images without my glasses. Details are lost. So as a teen on her first date, I so was inhibited and wanted to be so cool and sexy. LOL ... As we ran across the highway, no one mentioned to me that there was a concrete median between the east/west lanes. With my limited vision, I could not see. DISASTER! I totally tripped and fell on my first date. SMACKED the median head on! OMG ... I hurt so bad! I was 15; he was 16. LOL NOW! I so lied and said I was not hurt at all!

4. Going back more than a few years, my Aunt and her boyfriend were babysitting ME. I was like maybe about 8 at the time. Anyways, we were all sitting/laying on the floor watching TV. Suddenly, I let out this incredibly LOUD fart. I was sooooooooo embarrassed.

Name 4 things you regret never having done.

December 5

RippleCheeks Wrote:Guys put more into sex than women? Yeah takes a lotta work to pump n' squirt. Unless your only experience is dead fucks, that's a bunch of bullshit

December 12 (default win)

RippleCheeks Wrote:..... I am NOT a tramp because I'm stamped. I find them sexy as hell....that doesn't make someone a tramp either. People who dare to show them and want people to see them and do it gracefully are not tramps either.

A tramp...stamped or not....is defined as someone who engages freely in promiscuous sex. I don't need a tattoo to do that ... that's for sure!

December 19 (tie)

(12-11-2009 10:25 PM)LoKi Wrote:  90 and unknown causes....isnt the 90 enough? lol

and

(12-11-2009 09:03 PM)RippleCheeks Wrote:  It's so cold today I think my nipple hard on from the cold could easily cut glass

December 26

(12-15-2009 10:46 PM)LoKi Wrote:  The other day I had to go to the pharmacy to buy some douche. (No it wasnt for me.) So, I go to the aisle and pick up a couple boxes and of course there are 2 women standing there. Well...women is a stretch. One had almost as much facial hair as I do and her girlfriend was...well....a skinny emo boy. Instantly the bearded one starts laughing and says something like..."Not feeling so fresh huh?" I looked at her for a second and thought about letting it pass. I mean I was afraid she might kick my ass. But nope...I couldnt do it. I replied..."Well it's better than smelling like a tuna sandwich left out in the hot summer sun...perhaps you would like one?" Her girlthing burst out laughing and our conversation was over. I dunno where what I said came from, but I was a little disappointed in it.

I'm looking for your help with a comeback should the situation ever arise again.

Jan 2

(12-25-2009 03:32 PM)Bad_Influence Wrote:  Merry Christmas to everyone... May you all find peace and true happiness within your hearts... Look deep within your hearts and give the gift of Christmas... It may be a precious gift, it may be a warm smile.... No matter what you give, give it with your heart....For those who are alone without family, remember, we are all friends here, so you are never alone... My thoughts and prayers go out to each and every one of you, and I wish you all the best during this holiday season.

Be safe Take care and most of all Be thankful.... Thankful we are all friends that care about one another...

January 9

(12-31-2009 07:31 PM)CaroL Wrote:  

(12-31-2009 12:55 PM)...G... Wrote:  okay i'm so lost in postings here. lol

Give me a break G..... if we were cute young studs you'd pay attention and keep up even if one of us did have a small penis.

(01-01-2010 06:50 PM)LoKi Wrote:  

(01-01-2010 12:48 AM)CaroL Wrote:  I was thinking about something Chaz wrote today...

(12-31-2009 12:13 PM)Chaz Wrote:   & Hey that does work, what was it again you said, I "forget!"

One thing about posting those smileys, "you" aren't going to be held accountible for what was said. You're just agreeing and repeating it which is "never" as bad as actually saying it.
It was them, I'm still-> right?

Chaz

He has utilized the "he said" and "she said" appropriately...sooooooooooo,,,,,,

maybe Loki can make an icon for "I said" and it would save a lot of wear and tear on Chaz' wandering finger trying to catch up with his mind!

Just a suggestion.

maybe you should go fuck yourself.




Just a suggestion.

"Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." ~Eskimo Proverb~

~R.I.P. Cassidy Emma.~
November 5, 2007 - January 4, 2010

Summary of POTW

SRV 1
Coollonewolf 4
Muffiemuffin 2
Tania 1
Ag 1
Ripp 7
Carol 5
Comptessa 1
Kindness 9
Chaz 2
Tigerguy 1
Sapper 5
Loki 11
Dylan 1
4walls 4
Pilgrim 2
Maleny 2
Ladykasey 1
Bad Influence 1